Jessica is a girl who is a bitch and will be most likely to be a stripper when she grows up. She will ditch her personality for any chance to get with a guy. She will also tell you useless information and make you feel like shit for not knowing it. And pronounce things “properly” like comFORTable and watch out fellas cause she’s 5 seconds from assuming you’re all staring at her.
by Sucit January 18, 2019
by Vera 419 March 18, 2017
Someone who sooks and moans when things don't go her way, she has never been exposed to reality. She's also very violent and if you touch her she'll go completely mental all foot+balls in. Don't piss her off or she will be annoying. She will cry over little things. All the time. All the time she cries. But she can still be a nice. Sometimes anyway.
Person "that girl's being so annoying and keeps on crying over little things, she's being such a period pants"
Another person "man she's such a Jessica"
Another person "man she's such a Jessica"
by SuperSpiderOnePunchDeadPoolMan November 25, 2016
by Excusemewtf July 10, 2019
This bitch is being a Jessica
by ass licker 679 April 23, 2016
A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica
girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!
by the.truthful.hoe November 11, 2019
A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.
by getthefuckback March 19, 2019