A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome

Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.

Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
by Deritos February 24, 2021
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The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
by FergillusionZ October 19, 2015
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It's piss. It's just piss. There is nothing else to say, only piss.
You: Hello, can I get a Coca Cola

Waiter. *Hands you bottle of piss*
by CocaColaIsJustPiss December 28, 2022
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Wow we love that coca it is loved by everyone all ages even when you get older you realise how many people love it! It’s universal
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Watery, bubbly, shit. To be more specific, to eat/ drink out of ones asshole.
Guy 1: Can I have some Coca-Cola? ͡
Guy 2: I'm not gay, you mewling quim!!!
by Evan Cupskey April 18, 2018
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Person1: what is your favorite cold drink
Person2:Coca cola
by cat gacha November 19, 2021
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