he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
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Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
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Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!
“Hey who’s your crush?”
Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”
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the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
evan peters is my husband.
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Good man, athlete, in love with lily.
Hes Rion Evans.
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