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Joseph

Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
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Joseph

This guy may seem quiet and somewhat of a recluse, but deep inside, a Joseph has a big heart of gold and always looks out for his friends and family. Josephs also go through some tough stuff, but always look on the bright side of life, not dwelling on the past. Generally, if you are friends with a Joseph, he will be loyal and respectful.
Alex: Dang, I heard that Paul got a parking ticket.
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022
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joseph

literally someone so stupid and has no life
person 1: DUDE JOSEPH IS FINEEE
person 2: stfu, were not friends anymore, im not friends with HOES
by youranobodyl April 12, 2022
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Joseph

A nigga that get hoed by every girl because he too nice!!
Yesterday that girl broke up with joseph because he was too nice!!
by anonymous April 1, 2021
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Joseph

The guy across the street that gives free blow jobs and gives amazing hand jobs. Loves Vu Man Chu way too much and has so many pictures of his crushes. Masturbates with his siblings. Loves fortnite with every single fibre of his body and has a fortnite body pillow that he fucks so much that it stands up on its own now. Loves guzzling cum and licks cum of his dick like a Popsicle
I saw Joseph across the road and he came over to my house and gave me a hand job for free
by Coochie snatcher November 13, 2018
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Joseph

A man anybody can love. Usually has beautiful eyes that you can look into for hours, a very handsome face, and a stunning smile that you can't help but smile back at—the best personality with a fantastic sense of humor. I'm in love with him and I struggle to put it into words but that's how I feel - written by E
"Have you met Joseph?"

"No, what's he like?"

"The most amazing man ever"
by Buggy<33 May 23, 2022
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Joseph

Joseph,also known in Latin as loseph, which was from the Hebrew name yosef, meaning "God will add".

In the old Testament, Joseph is the eleventh son of Jacob.

Today, Joseph could be a gifted guitarist with olive skin, but most importantly, he shows love to other's even if they throw him into a dried-up water hole and sell him for 20 pieces of silver.
In other words, he's a Lovable person that you should get to know!
Joseph shows L oyalty & L ove to his friends and family that are Open with him.

Despite his annoying remarks, for some reason, he puts other's first, specially the elderly.

If you happen to know a Joseph, you better open up "Antes que seja tarde".
linda golfinho: who's Joseph

cavalo marinho: quem?

cavalo marinho: Joseph é um cara que você não vai se arrepender de ter uma conversa com

linda golfinho: vamos nos conhecer gradualmente my cavalo marinho

cavalo marinho: Thas my linda golfinho :)

linda golfinho: .................... ; )
by linda golfinho July 23, 2019
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