hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

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hoons

to be cute and perfect

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee

by hoons December 4, 2015

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Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".

EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.

by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011

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Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D

by V8sforlife June 29, 2023

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Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)

I'm such a hoon

by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025

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New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

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