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hooded destroyer 

There has been legends about the Hooded Destroyer, but one thing is for sure; it is an uncircumcised penis that has destroyed the inocence of many.
1. "I destroyed her pink pussy lips with my massive Hooded Destroyer..."
2. The Hooded Destroyer does not believe in foreplay... EVER!
3. The Hooded Destroyer will kill your family...
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Hooded One 

A Hooded One is someone who wears a hood in public everyday. Pale skin, wears all black, deppressed but isn't emo about it, is usually reading, doing work or on their way to what seems like somewhere important when you see them. Usually very intelligent and shy.
Person1: Dude I always see that guy in the hood reading.
Person2: Who?
Person1: That guy over there *points*
Person2: Oh you mean the hooded one.
Person1: Ya, why's he like that?
Person3: Hooded Ones like to read.
Hooded One by Hooded One September 7, 2006
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Hooney Booney 

A couple of such awesomeness that only, "Hooney Booney" can completely express the love that is being emanated from their true depths.
Damn, that couple sure has the hooney booney effect goin' on.
To go up to an unsuspecting citizen wearing a hoody and pull their hood over their head.
Jeffrey Salmon: You've been hooded bro!
Hooded by sophiabellla February 27, 2015
When a player on a video game gets owned hard.
Either with a head shot or another type of ownage.
honed by Spikey James April 10, 2006
When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"
Hoofed by Loifer December 27, 2007

robin hooded her 

bend her over pull the g-string back and fire your arrow in releaseing the string
I bent her over and took her south by sout east. F***** robin hooded her didnt i.
robin hooded her by TOMOnNAISBY October 29, 2006