Labor Pivot

Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.

Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”

by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022

Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.

Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!

by FricePine July 17, 2021

Labor digger

When a male person only wants a female partner for the housecleaning, cooking, and other free labor he is too broke to hire on the open market. Usually unemployed and incel, has an overinflated valuation of the minimal effort he brings to the household.

That broke labor digger hasn't tried looking for a job.

by SilverKnight June 24, 2024

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017