Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.
Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"
by Helpme1987 February 20, 2011
by Cacperezacosta August 17, 2015
Kelly is a typical name for a basic bitch who is very confusing and not very convenient. If you date her she hates your friends, says she loves you but she tells her friends she doesn't. She's either white or asian. She WILL break up with you and act like its nothing. But when you get with someone else she'll regret leaving you. She hates her middle name. She has stupid names for pets. Your bestfriend dates her cousin but she's as crazy as her. Technically she's a bitch, and has a "bitch face".
Guy: Who are you flipping off?!?
Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
by OddLuck November 8, 2014
An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas
by JackDaniels123 June 27, 2014
Kelly is a Green eyed, grey sweat pants wearing, stubborn ass man. He hates spicy food, the most amazing smile when he shows it. His voice and hugs can sooth you on your worst day. Always on the road, and his phone is blowing up all day and night. Has the biggest heart, but only for certain people. Once you break his trust, that’s it.. no more chances. He is not someone you want to mess with. He will “trunk you”. if he has any fears, he would never show them. He takes care of so many people but never takes care of himself. He looks so peaceful when he has a guitar in his hands, even the darkest parts of his soul.. shine like gold.
by Thespot August 7, 2019
THE BADDEST, and when I say the absolute baddest bitch I know. her ass is super fucking phat, and her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, no cap. If you ever encounter a Kelly, you better bow down to her. because you will never find another girl like her. If you are dating a Kelly YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE BETTER THEN HER. She puts the HOT in psychotic. Her saying is "If I have to be a bitch I might as well be a bad one."
GUY: Is that a Kelly, I wish I could date her. Her boyfriend is so lucky
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
by damnitbodean123 March 24, 2020
slightly neurotic, frequently self-obsessed but well meaning medium hot chick in her mid to late thirties, hoping to someday be a former crackhead, immersed in recovery
by goldilocks10 February 6, 2010