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Adolf Hitler

Austrian painter who falled art school and blamed Jews for a lot of things.
by bigdaddytrump24 December 5, 2023
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
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Adolf Hitler

A guy with a moustache who existed in ww2 or something like that. He has like 69iq.
German :Adolf Hitler Bad
Other German He not bad.
Jew: Hitler is bad.
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Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.
Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.
by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is God, SIEG HEIL! 👨🏻🇩🇪🫡
by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024
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Adolf Hitler

A frustrated Austrian painter who eradicated thy opps by matter of genocide. As known, Adolf was a hardcore blood, so when he found out about the blue in the israel flag, he was forced to unleash warfare against his crippin opps. Adolf slid for von, unleashing anger in the crips of israel and they dissed his kicks and said his Jordan's were fake, to which hitler shot them all. Hitler, also known as hoodler is famous on oblock and even has a statue in his name there.
Crippin Jew- "Aye whatchu doin on my block whiteboy negative melanin sour cream lookin ass?"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) February 28, 2024
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