Cute, smart, sweet, funny, kind, hot
River is perfect
by Ethan2009 May 3, 2022
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River is hot, and he is also my boyfriend.
Hi River! I Love You. <5333
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“River Has His Dark Inplusr
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a gay fag and will always stay w u no matter what
by borang August 9, 2022
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def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.
by khroma December 1, 2021
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An amazing girl with a loud mouth. She always speaks her mind and is very opinionated. She love the outdoors and anything to do with it. She can be overwhelming at times but she’s a great friend to hold on to. She can always make you laugh and always brings a smile to your face. She’s a friend you’d want to try and keep for life.
You: Hey, River.
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!
by Klingywhitehoe December 1, 2018
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River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL
Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot
by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021
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