by jjthepissgiant December 29, 2022
Liam: I don’t know why
Niall: I dOn’T kNoW wHy
Liam: You’re being shy
Niall and Louis: wHy yOu sO sHy?
Niall: I dOn’T kNoW wHy
Liam: You’re being shy
Niall and Louis: wHy yOu sO sHy?
by you_cant February 5, 2021
A phrase said when two people are in an altercation and one of the two moves uncomfortably close to the other, and causes the other to shout, "Why you in my phisical?".
Douche: You hittin' on my girl, bro!?
Nerd: Dude, why you getting so close? Why you in my phisical? Get outta my phisical! I said get the fuck out of my shisical, motherfucker!!!
*Karate kicks douche in face, breaking jaw*
Nerd: Dude, why you getting so close? Why you in my phisical? Get outta my phisical! I said get the fuck out of my shisical, motherfucker!!!
*Karate kicks douche in face, breaking jaw*
by Nutshotking January 20, 2013
-why???
-*dies*
-*dies*
by Scrumbububbler March 14, 2023
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023
Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.
by Debskelly1985 August 2, 2023
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE HECK UP
if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh
if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh
person 1: why dont you back it up with a source
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-
person 1: why are you like this
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-
person 1: why are you like this
by Adolf-dripler December 7, 2022