Usually a virgin who is also a bigot for no less than the true meaning of a racist, mostly towards Asian women. They also tend to be overwight for their love of cake and cookies. They drive big American trucks to try and hide being a redneck.
by Monty Reaper October 23, 2014
The Cousin of the one and only Noah Austin a former ERW Hardcore Champion And possibly a future EVW world champion cheet austin hasn't had much sucess but his legacy is big enough even managing to be a ERW Hall Of Famer Late in April 2021
Man: Do you know Cheet Austin?
person: No, what about him
Man: Well Wtf Are you Doing go watch him on EVW! and ERW!
person: No, what about him
Man: Well Wtf Are you Doing go watch him on EVW! and ERW!
by Noah Austin May 21, 2021
A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.
by Farlorn April 16, 2018
Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
by Joe. G October 15, 2007