Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

The number six

When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee

" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"

by frankdidthis May 17, 2022

number 9

definition:
number 9 is in reference to any police vehicle. black and white or unmarked cars once called 5-0, should now be refered to as number 9.

number 9 just rolled by your neighbors house again.

by originalsinner May 26, 2022

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021

Number 6

Man Urinates on fellow passenger, for not being allowed to smoke. An Algeria man was arrested on February 2016, on arrival to his flight. After causing a fight on the plane and urinating on another passenger. The incidence took place mid air, on an Air Mediterranean: flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through its 90 minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest. But the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members were able to break up the fight and hold down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and then the Algeria man, and the victim involved in the fight, were escorted off the plane by police upon landing.

Number 6, Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being able to smoke.

by LinxVr April 20, 2022

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004