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ok i pull up 

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
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a pull up your ass 

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy
e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.
a pull up your ass by madcraft October 5, 2008

georgian pull-up 

The act of spraying Taco Bell hot sauce into your roomate’s underpants, causing such an intense burning that he jumps into the sky.
Oh no! I think jimbo cajington seemed to have done the ‘ol Georgian pull-up again! My sphincter feels like a fresh Doritos loco taco!

Straight Pull Up 

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.
Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.

Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.

Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.

Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.

national pull up day 

a day to bring all of ur weapons to school to grusemly murder any karen’s, lynn’s, or amanda’s!!
December 11th is national pull up day! I can’t wait!!

Legendary Pull-Up

Executing a normal pull-up which is finished with the bar touching the chest rather than ending the movement when the chin is over the bar.
Yo that man is going Super Sayan! He just did 5 Legendary Pull-Ups in a row!

onna pull up 

Do u wanna come over or wanna link.
onna pull up by Onna pull up February 8, 2022