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Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.
That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens
by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021
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Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her
i markus my cousin
by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024
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markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend
by Kirk to January 3, 2017
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Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.
OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!
by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023
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Markus Vogel

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.
by Fjante November 19, 2018
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Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.
What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.
by Nymareg December 6, 2018
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Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.
It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!
by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022
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