markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
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Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

Markus

Fresno Worse warlock a guy who can only live like a asshole one way if you know of him you know what I mean he gets mad but its life he wants you mad don't get mad just wait and laugh

HahHa markus your caught

by cece a witch March 22, 2022

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025