by LousyPotato May 29, 2021
Get the go markus yourself mug.The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.
Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!
by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025
Get the markus battiston mug.A creature compared to god but in reality is atleast a trillion times stronger, smarter, hotter, sexier and more confident. Till now there was nothing more beautiful and handsome then a god untill i met Markus. Markus was way more then a god he was like multiple gods in one but just one on the same time. Chinas gaming skills cant even be compared to Markus this guy is like an santient AI but then 100000 times more calculated. For now its the worlds duty to make Markus our new religion and ruler of this world as we are nothing compared to him. This more then a god creature has the ability to attract every single female in a 100km radius if he farts.
For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.
Abilities
Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.
Abilities
Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
by somethingweqoitjwtqigwe December 31, 2022
Get the Markus mug.Markus is an extraordinary individual who embodies a combination of remarkable qualities and achievements. Known as The Rizzler, Markus has earned a legendary status for his unrivaled skills on the basketball court. With lightning-fast moves, pinpoint accuracy, and an unmatched competitive spirit, he dominates the game like no other.
But being a true Renaissance person, Markus's greatness extends far beyond the basketball court. He exudes an aura of awesomeness in everything he does.
Not only is Markus cool and sexy, but he is also known for his unparalleled work ethic and intelligence. He possesses a relentless drive for success and is always on the grind, constantly striving for greatness in all aspects of life. His dedication to personal growth is matched only by his exceptional intelligence, which allows him to navigate challenges with ease and precision.
While Markus may enjoy the attention he receives, he is also a gentleman who treats his romantic partners with utmost respect and care. He cherishes and values the women in his life, treating them like queens and ensuring they feel loved and appreciated. However, Markus is a discerning individual, and it takes a truly special person to capture his heart.
Markus understands the importance of physical fitness and works tirelessly to sculpt his magnificent physique. He embraces workouts and pushes his limits to achieve optimal strength and aesthetics.
But being a true Renaissance person, Markus's greatness extends far beyond the basketball court. He exudes an aura of awesomeness in everything he does.
Not only is Markus cool and sexy, but he is also known for his unparalleled work ethic and intelligence. He possesses a relentless drive for success and is always on the grind, constantly striving for greatness in all aspects of life. His dedication to personal growth is matched only by his exceptional intelligence, which allows him to navigate challenges with ease and precision.
While Markus may enjoy the attention he receives, he is also a gentleman who treats his romantic partners with utmost respect and care. He cherishes and values the women in his life, treating them like queens and ensuring they feel loved and appreciated. However, Markus is a discerning individual, and it takes a truly special person to capture his heart.
Markus understands the importance of physical fitness and works tirelessly to sculpt his magnificent physique. He embraces workouts and pushes his limits to achieve optimal strength and aesthetics.
"Markus, also known as The Rizzler, effortlessly weaves through defenders on the basketball court, leaving them in awe of his skill."
"With his cool and sexy demeanor, Markus captivates everyone around him, attracting all the girls with his magnetic charm."
"With his cool and sexy demeanor, Markus captivates everyone around him, attracting all the girls with his magnetic charm."
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