Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.

OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!

by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023

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Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

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Markus Vogel

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.

I saw Markus Vogel yesterday !

by Fjante November 19, 2018

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doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

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