markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
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Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Markus

a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot

markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night

by vaginakfjfhfhr February 5, 2021

Markus

He is Markus , yes

Hey Markus, what's up?

Yes.

by sunghoon March 22, 2021

Markus

yes papi

uhh Markus UHHHHH

by gcvhb May 5, 2021

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025

Markus

Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.

Markus is such a loyal friend

by GripperSniffer June 17, 2023