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Get the Markus mug.A creature compared to god but in reality is atleast a trillion times stronger, smarter, hotter, sexier and more confident. Till now there was nothing more beautiful and handsome then a god untill i met Markus. Markus was way more then a god he was like multiple gods in one but just one on the same time. Chinas gaming skills cant even be compared to Markus this guy is like an santient AI but then 100000 times more calculated. For now its the worlds duty to make Markus our new religion and ruler of this world as we are nothing compared to him. This more then a god creature has the ability to attract every single female in a 100km radius if he farts.
For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.
Abilities
Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.
Abilities
Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
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by arilovesu January 25, 2023
Get the markus mug.Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.
Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*
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