markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

Markus

a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot

markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night

by vaginakfjfhfhr February 5, 2021

Markus

The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself

I LIKE BIG MARKUS BALLS IN MY ASS

by Markus da labomanol May 20, 2022

Markus

Markus is synonymous with being the ultimate male, a so called ”giga chad”. Markus is locally known as an ”animal” in Sweden.

”You are such a f****** Markus”

by Djuret January 19, 2022

Yeah, Markus

Something you say to someone when someone does something even remotely incorrect

Person 1: Places a lego brick SLIGHTLY incorrect
Person 2: Yeah, Markus

by Cherrywastaken August 25, 2022

Markus

Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.

Markus is such a loyal friend

by GripperSniffer June 17, 2023

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021