markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 03, 2017

Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.

OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!

by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 04, 2022

Markus

That guy who you'll hear talking about Nazis, war, and hitler hentai

Mr. Paul Kolodziejlck said that Markus was talking about how the Nazis could fuck anyone over

by Internet Encryption key July 28, 2023

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

Markus pinnau

Obsessed with the default skin in fortnite

Ur such a Markus pinnau

by Im not stupid I ain’t using my November 09, 2018

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009