THE BEST DINOSAUR DOCUMENTARY OF ALL TIME, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
THERE'S BLOOD, THERE'S ROARS, THERE'S EXPLOSIONS, ALL OF DAT
THERE'S BLOOD, THERE'S ROARS, THERE'S EXPLOSIONS, ALL OF DAT
by Slogokonnor August 28, 2022
Person 1: ago did you download Jurassic World Alive
Person 2: no
Person 1: are you fatherless?
Person 2 was last seen at Person 1’s House
Person 2: no
Person 1: are you fatherless?
Person 2 was last seen at Person 1’s House
by Coolguybro June 13, 2022
by Comandoxx June 19, 2014
When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.
Yo we goin to this side show or what?
Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
by Shiesty76 May 8, 2012
While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.
My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
by MagicRat October 25, 2017
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
A novel written by Michael Chrichton in 1990, later adapted into a movie in 1993 by Steven spielberg. In the book(and movie) the park is called “Jurassic park” because it has dinosaurs and “Jurassic” Is one of the 3 dinosaur periods of time. However most famous dinosaurs in it don’t come from the “Jurassic period”.
“Jurassic park is my favorite novel!”
by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022