guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004

bacon gliders 

bacon gliders

-noun

Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.

Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.

bacon gliders by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010

glidewheel 

Badass single wheel electric unicycle. Rider stands (no loser seat) on pedals on each side of the wheel and moves by leaning forward and back kinda like a segway, but not stupid looking like they are. Massively eco-friendly which is kinda cool.

I could be there in 20 on the glidewheel, but need to charge her up first.

glidewheel by Octagon8 April 16, 2015

gude 

Gude Drive in Rockville, Maryland. Pronounced “goooood” by Google Maps GPS. Alternative spelling of good.

I was having a gude day til someone tried to pick a Twitter fight with me.

gude by Gggee Unit June 28, 2022

Guidosis 

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

Content Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Guido Pubes 

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Puerto Rican Pubes

After her date with Tony, Maria was thankful he had Guido Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.

Guido Pubes by Gavin Rosdale March 6, 2010