Chad

When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it

Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad

by man_goo July 19, 2010

Chad

a dick

Everyone: Chad is a dick

by the only true Descendants fan November 11, 2019

Chad

A loud mouthed, uneducated simpleton with large teeth

He think's he's so special, but he's just a Chad

by DeanOfObscene July 21, 2017

Chad

A noun used to describe the result of immense amount of man chowder.

"Oh my God, I really want to chad in her face"

by William Burton May 13, 2008

Chad

A generous, bald, friendly, man! If you want to have a good time at your local polish club, ignore the stereotype regarding “chad” and give the man a chance. You just may be surprised

Boy: did you talk to that guy over there?? I heard a lot of weird things about him

Girl: who? Chad?? He is actually really cool, I was surprised

by Livs January 11, 2020

Chad

One who is named Chad, any gender or no gender identification. Usually has no ass.

To have no existing ass.

Did you see Chad? He has no ass, just legs and back.

Yo, Karla is chad, got no junk in the trunk.

by Marq Taylor March 14, 2017

Chad

short, bald mysterious man who rewards work ethic with friendship and yeezys

“I heard chads working today.”
“That’s awesome! Can’t wait to see if he got any new shoes.”

by flubbermcgeggy December 16, 2018