Bundled Like Bernie

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

ur uncle vascular bundle

the absolute end all or be all of insults.

"your granny tranny"
"your grandpap a trap"
"your sister a mister"
"ur uncle vascular bundle"
*literally dies of aids*

by ur sister being a mister rn March 20, 2018

gallon bundle

a female with breasts that equals the volume of a U.S. Gallon.

Those things were huge, she has a gallon bundle

by Acela_ox February 14, 2022

fondle bundle

bundle/ prize/ reward that's granted by a legitimate person with authority, offering a limited time of fondling depending upon agreement between the fondler and the being fondled.

Peter's been rude to me today, so he offered me 5 fondle bundles in attempt to make peace

by Fondle Monster 69 January 21, 2025

Booty Bundle

when hair falls in your asscrack and you have to pull it out

ever since i dyed my hair my booty bundles are colorful

by bootybundleliver May 22, 2022

bundled like Bernie

Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.

The Pelosis and Bidens are bundled like Bernie.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2022

Bundle of joy

When you bundle a bunch of weed into a pipe and smoke dat Mary Jane

Me and my homies were smoking a big ass bundle of joy last night

by Kingreepher November 13, 2023