Bundled Like Bernie

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

ur uncle vascular bundle

the absolute end all or be all of insults.

"your granny tranny"
"your grandpap a trap"
"your sister a mister"
"ur uncle vascular bundle"
*literally dies of aids*

by ur sister being a mister rn March 20, 2018

fondle bundle

bundle/ prize/ reward that's granted by a legitimate person with authority, offering a limited time of fondling depending upon agreement between the fondler and the being fondled.

Peter's been rude to me today, so he offered me 5 fondle bundles in attempt to make peace

by Fondle Monster 69 January 21, 2025

Tinder-Bundle

A quick succession of matches on Tinder.

“Yo Greg, I can’t golf Saturday. I just scored a tinder-bundle and have to get three dates in this weekend.”

“Janet, the hotties are sliding into my DMs in a tinder-bundle.”

by Pheebalicious May 14, 2021

Bundle It

To combine purchases from multiple online stores into one consolidation order using YallaBundle, simplifying payment, shipping and tracking.

> "Found vintage jeans, a Japanese tea set, and Italian leather shoes… logistics nightmare."
> "Bundle it. YallaBundle doesn’t care where you shop."

by TrollingPeon July 28, 2025

Bundle

A man who only has one testicle.

When asked by his doctor if everything was in order, he said “i have a bundle”.

by Lawnerd March 21, 2025

bungle bundle

bundle of cocks

step sis julia, "hey chad! can you get me a mug that says bungle bundle for my birthday? i will pay you back tonight and I will stop your cock block" ;)

by bungle mugglier May 29, 2020