Bundled Like Bernie

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

ur uncle vascular bundle

the absolute end all or be all of insults.

"your granny tranny"
"your grandpap a trap"
"your sister a mister"
"ur uncle vascular bundle"
*literally dies of aids*

by ur sister being a mister rn March 19, 2018

bundle of pillows

Something about shoving your dick in a pile of pillows

Clare is a bundle of pillows

by Chieftom March 26, 2014

bundle of whores

A social circle of known sluts/hoes who have all dated/fucked the same guy.

Did you know that Taylor was in a bundle of whores with Morgan

by therealkatandmouse March 07, 2017

Bundled

So fucked up you’re absolutely wrapped up in your own world with absolute no idea what’s going on around you ie: black out.

Friend: yo how was your night last night you looked hammered !

Me: broooo I was fucking bundled!

by Bryguy_22 December 12, 2020

Bundle of atoms

The most vague representation of a person or a 5'10 person

Person#1:Hey, bundle of atoms, can you pass the salt
Person#2:sure*they struggle to reach the table and pass the salt*

by Stovetop_master March 08, 2024

Humble Bundle

A fake charity now. Primarily a Steam Key store that used to give you a slider to choose which charities to donate the money you pay for your games. Not to mention the quality of their bundles might as well be nonexistant. Should've been a big red flag when they changed to a subscription model and took more money than the charities did!

Fuck Humble Bundle! They're no match for Fanatical now, because Fanatical is still decent with their bundles so I'm still able to play cheap steam games for life! And online charities are all a joke nowadays, the majority of the money is wasted in a charity!

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 02, 2021