Acorn Scissoring

Acorn Scissoring is a movement in which a small dick man and a women. Perform a scissoring motion.

"The man is performing Acorn Scissoring on the women."

by TomMchandy January 30, 2024

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Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

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An incident where a police officer or officers is/are startled by a random noise (like an acorn dropping onto a car), and proceed to shoot their entire

magazine into either their own vehicle(s), and/or at innocent people.

Officer Bobby heard an acorn fall on a car down the block, and he immediately conducted an Acorn Drill.

by H.A.D.D April 1, 2024

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acorn yammer

someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living

izzy is an acorn yammer

by 420xoxoxox February 28, 2022

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laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 23, 2018

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