Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree

Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?

by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

acorn yammer

someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living

izzy is an acorn yammer

by 420xoxoxox February 28, 2022

Acorn Drill

An incident where a police officer or officers is/are startled by a random noise (like an acorn dropping onto a car), and proceed to shoot their entire

magazine into either their own vehicle(s), and/or at innocent people.

Officer Bobby heard an acorn fall on a car down the block, and he immediately conducted an Acorn Drill.

by H.A.D.D April 1, 2024