acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

gay acorn

Not quite a gay icon, but looked up to by many for his or her strong opinions regarding his or her sexuality.

Speaker 1: That lady down the block has rainbows all over her back yard. Is she gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah. She’s not a famous icon, but she’s definitely the area’s gay acorn.

by Jenamy April 15, 2018

Acorn Soup

It’s just like boiled water with some acorns in it. The water could probably turn a light brown color from the dirty nature-y acorns. Boil the acorns in with the water to eliminate the brown water and kill the bacteria. I guess.

Hey wouldja like some acorn soup?

by BussyMan0307 May 18, 2020

Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 28, 2016

acorn head

when you use a booty as a cup to drink out of

dude... you drank gatorade out of a acorn head??

by rrrrrrrrrbonsquito February 21, 2022

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016