The act of filling a condom with vomit then putting it on and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse halfway through you poke a hole in it so all the vomit goes in the receivers asshole
by Kumduff June 1, 2016
When in a public men's room that is full and somebody turns off the lights and they start swinging and punching.
by Coconuthair August 21, 2013
Joe: What is the meaning of life and the universe we live in?
John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
by Bad C dev July 23, 2022
Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.
“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”
by turtlesbkool February 26, 2022
1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
by Levilegit October 21, 2018
by Kysanonym September 25, 2023