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nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014
mugGet the nut toppermug.

titty topper

by Gabe owner February 4, 2015
mugGet the titty toppermug.

Subject topper

Topper in that particular subject. The student who scored the most in that subject compared to all other kids
Shaurya was the English subject topper in her school
by Smolkitty June 23, 2023
mugGet the Subject toppermug.

Shirt Topper

Did you hear about that bitch Madolyn? She’s such a shirt topper🙄”
by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023
mugGet the Shirt Toppermug.

topper

Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.
Guy- Yeo fahm, you kno that girl tina?
Guy #2- YEAHH FAHM! I heard she's a topper!
by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 26, 2017
mugGet the toppermug.

beef topper

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024
mugGet the beef toppermug.

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