Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun

Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2021

Smeg

My sister lucy

You see my sister, she’s a smeg

by annonymoue June 1, 2022

Smeg

Dick cheese

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket

by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020

Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz

Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?

by Smegman63 October 7, 2021

smeg

term used to describe a person who looks and smells like penis cheese.

you smeg

by chubby skinny July 2, 2019