sparta middle school

a school created by an angry old fart filled with entitled crybabies. everyone is xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and judge you for being FUCKING human. the staff tend to ignore the children who are sufferring from mental illness, and praise the rich fuckgirls and fuckboys for being rich. because that’s how capitalism works i guess. the staff are those kind of people who put up “DARE TO BE DIFFERENT” signs but label you as mental the minute you tell them how you feel.
me: you go to sparta middle school?
dhdjdjfn: i fucking heard of it the people there are whiny rich kids
by yeehawslut February 07, 2019
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Sparta Decedent

A person who wants to be like a Spartan but has no background or any spartan blood in them. Someone who thinks they are Leonidas from 300
Naming a kid Leonidas. Im a Sparta Decedent

EX: Leonidas is my son
by The Kid1230 August 07, 2011
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Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.
"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
by fathands April 29, 2008
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Sparta High School

A place that is however you take it. Annoying? Annoying. Awesome? Awesome. tiring? VERY TIRING.

Also a lot of gay kids hiding, UwU.
Also rich jerks.
Jimmy. You went to Sparta High School?
Jammy: Yep it was dope I met a lot of LGBT kids but there was an overwhelming amount of rich jerks and guys who obsessed over their hair.
by Lesbianchild October 15, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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