by heavyasme April 21, 2023
by Yyyyyttyyy November 10, 2019
I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.
Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"
by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019
1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture
1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.
4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"
Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."
Melissa: "What's that?"
4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"
Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."
Melissa: "What's that?"
by Maggie Keenen November 6, 2009
by lilbibi June 6, 2019
Melissa
by kjsaKInguds November 21, 2022