Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 19, 2004

Inverse Flirting

The act of flirting by degrading yourself just to hear your target trying to convince you otherwise.
Most boys do this when interested.

-God I am so ugly
-Nah I don’t think so
-thanks

^Thats how inverse flirting works

by IsabelKnows May 28, 2018

inversion layer

A woman who enjoys having sex upside-down.

"Man, she was a total inversion layer, she was all "hold my legs,hold my legs" on me.."

by rochallor February 05, 2009

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 17, 2009

Inverse Lamppost

When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.

Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.

by Bigboibobby420 July 03, 2022

inversion

according to philly special, it's the state of inverting something

inversion

inverting the letters "zrz" to "rzr"

by madea's alter ego, rzr September 07, 2020

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 10, 2021