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Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
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intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 18, 2009
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Inverse Handjob

(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob
Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.
by A_Random_Man June 20, 2017
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inversion layer

"Man, she was a total inversion layer, she was all "hold my legs,hold my legs" on me.."
by rochallor February 5, 2009
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reverse inverse pegging

Between two persons with male genitalia. One wears a strap-on backwards and fucks the recieving participant's ass by having said participant doing a head stand with hips and knees bent 90° in a sitting position. The participant with strap on, stands up and sits down on the chair structure formed by the recieving participant, inserting the strap on into the recieving participants asshole.
Two male gymnasts tried the reverse inverse pegging after receiving their new strap on.
by Tuguit August 16, 2020
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A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.
Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!
by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024
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