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Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 18, 2021
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A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.
Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!
by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024
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rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,
The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion
by cowboytoy December 12, 2013
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Inverse Comedian

A self aware (in this case a potentially talented person in another endeavor) or very dim comedian that is such a lousy performer they elicit laughter towards them rather than the joke itself without realizing it. Rather, being laughed at instead of laughing with the audience.
Tony Stark: I'm pretty drunk wanna laugh at some 90s inverse comedians?
Captain America: Sure
Tony Stark: Pauly Shore or Rob Schneider?
Captain: I never saw Biodome, might as well get that out of the way.. but I need to go get something from my guy before we watch that one
by BtrSpdr May 25, 2018
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inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
by no good names work October 9, 2021
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