Ewan

A big L of a human, likes to avoid all constancy with any human and is shit scared of girls, but then says gay stuff so he must be gay

Talk to a girl you Ewan

by HKDABADMAN 420 October 27, 2021

Ewan

The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Oh get ready it's Ewan

by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020

Ewan

Boy who likes to go live on titkok 24/7

Oh look Ewan is live again

by urfaveginge November 25, 2021

Ewan

Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.

Ewan won’t stop crying.

by Etoppp December 14, 2022

Ewan

A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)

Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING

Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!

by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021

Ewan

He is a donkey. his small dick energy make everyone die of cringe the second they look at him.

oh god its ewan
ewan is here to get genshin feet pics

by Arvinisasmelly April 17, 2023

Ewan

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.

If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan

by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022