butthurt british

A british fag who still cant get over that the U.S.A beat their ass 300 to 200 years ago.

That butthurt british guy up the street took down my American flag and put a british one up!

butthurt british by That guy down duh street October 30, 2014

butthurt chicken 

Butter chicken that is so spicey, it inevitably will burn your anus into a fiery mayhem upon expelling the chicken from your buthole. Thus being butthurt by the chicken

Alix: Wow, Evans been in the washroom for a while.

Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken

butthurt chicken by Combs June 14, 2017

Butthurt Light 

A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident

I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.

Butthurt Light by Prime Minister Modi December 19, 2018

Butthurt Urbanite 

Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.

"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"

"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"

Butthurt Urbanite by EpicDude139 December 17, 2016

Butthurt Redneck

When someone has strong negative emotions over something petty or stupid, often made worse by the fact that the person also lives in a mobile home with 4 other siblings.

Cletus was such a butthurt redneck after I broke his goose call.

Butthurt Redneck by ImAninjaWarrior July 5, 2012

Butthurt Betty 

A person (or a groups) of people who are butthurt over a simple statement.

Negative Nancy - Positive Polly - Debbie Downer

When you offend someone by simply saying that their interest in music BODTF for example sucks eggs.

Idiot 1: I LOVE BODTF, THEY SAVED MY LIFE!

*gets emotional and dies on spot*

Idiot 2: Jeesh, okay, don't be such a Butthurt Betty, I take it back. (pause, NOT)

Butthurt Betty by Jlo96 April 10, 2013

butthurt and bewildered 

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

butthurt and bewildered by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016