by LuigiNumberOne December 30, 2017
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
by Tyris9 April 9, 2021
Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
by L0tionL0ver69 April 16, 2018
hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding
by Redcocksblacksocks March 1, 2020
Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.
by Nimoe July 20, 2016
"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
by notreallygoodatthis March 21, 2014