Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022

Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020

Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018

Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

by 88177287 November 5, 2023

forged with iron

A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.

Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."

by poisonberries December 2, 2021

Iron Boy Jr.

A derogatory term used for the Earth-199999/Marvel Cinematic Universe version of Peter Parker and/or Spider-Man. It's based on the opinion that this version of the character uses too many high-tech gadgets and has quite a close bond with Iron Man. The term is normally used by idiots who think Spider-Man in the comics is somehow not high-tech and that he also doesn't have a bond with Iron Man. Overall, it's a hurtful term that hurts the Marvel and Spider-Man community in its entirety.

Person 1: "I hate the MCU's Spider-Man, more like Iron Boy Jr., am I right?"

Person 2: "Dude, shut the f**k up."

by Conveyedlawyer June 4, 2022

Iron Bar

Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!

“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”

by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022