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captain dip shit 

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.
Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!
captain dip shit by OtterChic April 25, 2006
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ipod dip 

The process whereby one asks the ipod an emotionally pressing question and the ipod retorts with a song revealing answers to the said question.

Britney wanted to know why her boyfriend dumped her so she ipod dipped and the song "fuck the pain away" came on
ipod dip by TinnedPeaches March 8, 2009

Veggie dip 

The vaginal residue left on a women's underwear as a result of having a veggie. Similar to that of a wedgie causing a skid mark.
My panties were riding up into my crotch and now I have veggie dip all over them.
Veggie dip by mamadids August 28, 2013

Rippy Dip Daddy Wap Tap 

When you asked a friend for a hit on their juul but you think your the shit so you say let me get a rippy dip daddy wap tap thinking your cool when people really think your just a faggot
My friend Daquariontavious asked for a Rippy Dip Daddy Wap Tap so I beat his ass and told him his sisters baby is his.

back door dip 

another term for the act of anal sex
she wouldnt shut up so i gave here the back door dip then threw it in her yapper.
back door dip by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Mach 3 Dip 

Shaving a man's balls, then teabagging a chick.
Jim gave his girlfriend the mach 3 dip, then dumped a batch of man juice on her tits
Mach 3 Dip by Jimmy the gimp December 23, 2009