Pretty Pig

A phrase used to describe an average to terribly looking person being used for personal amusement.

Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"

Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."

by Jacoab Manning the II June 5, 2021

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pretty-picking

to pick the best looking

Guy 1: Hey, lets go looking for some girls.
Guy 2: I aint going to chose, i ain’t pretty-picking for no hoe. I'm always picking hoes.
Guy 1: Come on man, it'll be fine.

by JustTrey January 22, 2023

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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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