Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.
Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 12, 2023
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A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.
He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.
by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023
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Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
by musicishigh November 8, 2016
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When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 3, 2017
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When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.
A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021
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