Alaska Young 

Alaska Young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. She's outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. Alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. She usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. She's a girl that loves books and loves to read. She takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. She's a flirty, sexy girl who likes to smoke and drink. She's the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and sexy.. Alaska Young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..

You're just like Alaska Young, beautiful but cold

Alaska Young by straightandfast October 25, 2014

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.

Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.

Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019

Houston, Alaska 

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

Houston, Alaska by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

Alaska

If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .

Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.

Alaska by Onionbro March 17, 2015

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther 

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther by GregOwens May 5, 2013

alaskin fire dragon 

To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.

My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.

alaskin fire dragon by Dilly-willy :) December 21, 2020