by AppJaxx July 12, 2015
i headed upstairs as my boyfriend did too. we went straight to my room making out. he stripped of his clothes and then mine. he pushed me on to my bed and slammed on top of me. we were both horny and needy. he fixed himself up right and prepared his cock right outside of my hole. right before he slid in i stopped him."wait..um i-i have .." i pause wondering if i should tell him.
"what princess' he asked. that nickname drove me crazy and he knew it.
"I..have a p-piss kink" i covered my face in embarresment.
"oh...thats fine love, how do you want to do this then." he didnt get mad or wierded out. i was happy. before i could say anything he said"wait i have an idea."
uh oh , i wonder what he is going to do. my thoughts were cut short when he slammed his cock into my hole. i moaned so loud my naighbors probably heard but i didnt care it felt so good. he groaned under his breath.
"FUCK!!!YOUR SO TIGHT" he practicly yelled. we both got close to cumming,
"IM GONNA C-CUM!" i screamed. he was too so right before he did he pissed inside of me. i felt the warm juice fill me up as we both moaned as soon as he finished we both came. the mixture of cum and piss leaked out of my pussy. he pulled out and put his face near my crotch. he licked the liquids off my body.
"what princess' he asked. that nickname drove me crazy and he knew it.
"I..have a p-piss kink" i covered my face in embarresment.
"oh...thats fine love, how do you want to do this then." he didnt get mad or wierded out. i was happy. before i could say anything he said"wait i have an idea."
uh oh , i wonder what he is going to do. my thoughts were cut short when he slammed his cock into my hole. i moaned so loud my naighbors probably heard but i didnt care it felt so good. he groaned under his breath.
"FUCK!!!YOUR SO TIGHT" he practicly yelled. we both got close to cumming,
"IM GONNA C-CUM!" i screamed. he was too so right before he did he pissed inside of me. i felt the warm juice fill me up as we both moaned as soon as he finished we both came. the mixture of cum and piss leaked out of my pussy. he pulled out and put his face near my crotch. he licked the liquids off my body.
by hornybitchyepyouheardme October 15, 2021
a momentary uncontrollable shimmy-jig that occurs during or after an especially satisfying urination, often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences
by Bonedoggy March 15, 2004
Any fruity, or sweet tasting alcoholic beverage. Usually one that chicks drink but can sometimes be consumed by fruity guys.
Jeff:Hey bro, what's that you're drinkin'?
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.
by gnarLEE September 24, 2008
by tigga72 September 24, 2008
similar to being on the piss but more fun if you can hold ur poison. most commonly done after work or on weekedns where you head down to your local and drink till your your best mate looks like elle mcpherson
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone
"Im gunna go hit the piss"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"
by Z* March 18, 2006