the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.

I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.

by MRBanter101 December 31, 2019

The Hook

A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.

by SashiJapan14 January 4, 2011

The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.

Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.

by The Pimptard July 2, 2019

The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

gravponics support hook

A support hook on a gravponics system is called a gravponics support hook

When talking about a support hook on a gravponics system. There is only one word to describe it. It is called a gravponics support hook. It is a hook on a gravponics system that supports the gravponics system. Youre a moron if you reject this definition. Dont be a moron.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.

"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."

by High_like_jesus December 6, 2015

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008