big hook

a less common term originating in Liverpool, England meaning 'so what?'.

Pronunciation: Big 'oowk

"Hey, Deal or No Deal is comin' on in a minute!"

"Big Hook! That show's shee-hite!"

by Mandy Dingle February 19, 2007

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

hook

A penis curved left or right.

Got her hooked and she love the hook

by M.o May 8, 2014

HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.

Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.

by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011