Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg January 2, 2016

polish pay

When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.

Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.

OR
Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.

by SootRat February 15, 2021

polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.

"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."

by Veebs December 7, 2017

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 7, 2022

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022

polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023