Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."
Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
by Madmoses September 5, 2007
A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
by da duh da duh da September 7, 2007
by Not an admin February 6, 2017
An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.
Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
by Supernova4 February 22, 2011
John assumed the Modified ferris power stance before picking up the endotracheal tube and preparing to intubate the patient.
by Succinylcholine August 24, 2011
Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.
by oblivionmaster January 26, 2009
Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk
by Jimbo2479 October 22, 2019