jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Shatter

One of the Decepticons under Megatrons command. Shatter is one of the most elite Decepticons picking on Starscream often. Sheknows Blitzwing and calls him Blitzy for short, she has a secret realationship with her partner Dropkick.

" Wow Shatter you were soclose to killing the Autobot bee127" says Dropkick with sceptical face.

by Steeljaws Steeljewel September 26, 2021

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 7, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Invader of Shattered Time

a more COOL and EPIC way to say Jotaro Kujo and his stand Star Platinum and is referring to when Jotaro moves in DIO's stopped time

Jotaro Kujo - Invader of Shattered Time
DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 30, 2022

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric October 16, 2007

Shatter head

Someone who abused or abuse shatter. Not a crack head, but a shatter head.

Man this New Brunswick 28 year old kid is a shatter head

by Chevyguybc November 30, 2021