Puma Stick

n. Any stick or spear-like object that is not normally used as a weapon, but could be.

Patrick used the rolled up piece of paper to take a chunk out of the ceiling, converting the rolled up piece of paper into a Puma Stick.

by Tyler the Puma November 8, 2007

Professor Puma

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.

I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!

by professor fuckrastinator March 31, 2011

Puma

The act of being worked over or completely dominated in anything.

WOW, the Packers just got absolutely puma'd by the Vikings this weekend.

I'm going to puma you in basketball this weekend.

by Ryoooooon September 15, 2006

conversational puma

fashionable sneakers (tennis shoes, trainers), designed for casual not athletic wear, and worn to elicit commendation and conversation.

A: I just got back from Europe. Check out these kicks I picked up in Milan.
B: More like conversational pumas, dude.

by Lingrad October 7, 2005

vag puma

an insult to end all insults
also meaning dangerous vagina, or a vagina that should be avoided

John : dude your such a douche
Bill : shut up you stupid vag puma

by Josh I October 17, 2007

Puma Fucked

To Fuck someone so hard that the female scratches your back till you bleed.

Man she Puma Fucked me so hard, I bled for two hours.

by jakeThomas22692 March 15, 2010

mama puma

Please see definition for Rae.

In addition, mama puma is a sexy and amazing person who often is a single mother who raises her kids like a boss on her own cause she is motherfucking sexy mama puma and don't need no man. A MILF but better.

Rae is a sexy mama puma.

Mama puma is the sexiest puma alive.

MILF... More like a Mama Puma!

by Mama.Puma December 20, 2016