The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift
God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift
God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
by Therockjohnson February 27, 2017
When the only way you can get a black persons respect is to be extremely cool and nice to them. Which, in return, they take advantage of the niceness and you're back where you started. This mainly applies to adults/teachers.
My principal was a good principal. He only went wrong when he started befriending everyone. All the black kids now saw him as a peer and not a figure of authority, thus taking advantage of him and causing him to get fired. The nigger paradox. If you don't befriend them, they dont respect you. When you do befriend them, they take advantage of you. It never works out.
by The Great Faran October 12, 2007
The attempted to by Conservatives and Liberals to lable the other as being elitist. Both sides fail to recognize the fact that there elitist on both sides of the political spectrum.
by ????^_^???? October 10, 2006
The theory that if you give a gangsta a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. This is the best way to create a perpetual motion machine.
50 Cent: "Damn, yo, I can't turn this three cornered hat sideways!"
Coolio: "You livin in a Gangsta's Paradox!"
Coolio: "You livin in a Gangsta's Paradox!"
by ncsmith October 28, 2009
You fucking up history.
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.
(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.
(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
by Adrimor May 21, 2009
In the Zero paradox is a complex concept. What is really a zero a number or symbol that represents nothing?
by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017