Lemonade Function

When you go out one night and it becomes one of the greatest nights of your life, that you relive it over and over in your head. A memorable night.

Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!

by QueenB613 October 2, 2009

Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

lambda function

A highly infectious disease, know as Lambda, spreads throughout people using AWS, lambda can be transmissible within just 4 minutes of sitting in front of your screen learning AWS university

Test of your lambda function came back positive, you have 3-4 days to live

by Nicksel February 11, 2022

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

Lit Function

When the party/get together/kickback/ is so incredibly lit and raftus.

"This such a lit function!"

by poopgoblin2 February 28, 2022

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003