A loving, beautiful person who thinks they aren't strong, or too ugly but is actually super strong and NOT ugly! Will care for you and love you very much.
"Is that Gauge?"

"Yeah! He is so handsome. Why does he always look down on himself though."
by Anth0nylovefreddy December 31, 2022
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A hoe. Do not fall for a guy with this name. He will call you and tell you about who he is cheating on you with.
Gauge is a hoe
by Miss interrupting December 29, 2018
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He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!
by November 23, 2021
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a mean person with no life, friends, or girlfriends, also a person who hates to lose and is a tryhard and pleb in fortnite with no skins.
gauge: a sad, sad man
by Gauge R. April 16, 2019
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A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.
"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"
by TheSpy April 10, 2016
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A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.
Person 1:did you meet gauge

Person 2: yeah he was very gay and annoying
by I hate gauges November 11, 2020
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