Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.
I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.
by RJ Miller July 9, 2023
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Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.
This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.
by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023
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A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?
Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.
by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021
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A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones
Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe
by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020
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An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.
The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.
by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021
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Crypto- meaning Cryptocurrency and Journalism meaning the activity or profession of writing for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or preparing news to be broadcas. So basically "Crypto-journalism" is the Noun.
"I'm a cryptojournalist." or "Crypto-journalism has been around for only two years now."
by SavageKitty May 31, 2018
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Noun

Non-profit social media funded program to promote the welfare of others, using the funding gained to help others and create more media to increase the scope of the project.
F.R.E.E (Furthering Research Empowering Everybody) Is a Crypto-philanthropy project that uses social media to help society in various ways.

We are F.R.E.E

Wearethe.co.uk
by F.R.E.E June 1, 2019
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