ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 14, 2008

what about bumpin'

A greeting cultivated originally by a New Jersey FFA (Future Farmer's Of America) chapter; used by people on the street to identify friends or to intimidate geeks/losers/etc. Is answered with a chorus of "yeah, yeah!"

Cool Guy: "What about bumpin'?"

Random Person: "Um..."

Cool Guy: "What about bumpin'?"

Cool Person: "Yeah, yeah!"

by Dan Kisielewski October 14, 2006

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED

Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.

"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"

by Jess Park February 23, 2004

Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind

When two quadruple amputees, strapped to skateboards have sex.

The Annual Amputee Orgy/Tent Revival ended in a Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind under the pulpit.

by Super Guatemala Man February 19, 2008

bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.

yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down

by mcgriddlelad June 5, 2012

bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk November 30, 2010

bumpin' gingers

When a feminine manboy and a woman scissor fuck.

"Kyle, go bumpin' gingers with that whore."

by Buttlicker69! July 19, 2019