The oblivious act of sitting on your arse playing playstation playing with your nudger whilst idiotically feeding your pet mutt bourbon after bourbon to find your dog laid on its back brown bread in the back garden
by Dysooo October 23, 2022
The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing
by ylucii August 8, 2018
A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 20, 2019
Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine
by bantscants August 15, 2017
when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
by cmcosmic June 17, 2023