sexsiest man i ever met 2 die 4 vocals. great onstage and bakstage wish he was mine!!!
veeeaaaarrrdddyyyy veeeaaaarrrdddyyyyyyyyy sexsiii maaaannn
by madeline joe armstrong April 13, 2005
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The hottest, sexiest, man alive; lead singer and guitarist of Green Day; pretty and demented; as of 2009 is 38 but looks like 21 in the music video "Know Your Enemy"; dropped out of high school as a senior, on the last day

Born: February 17, 1971
*SINGING*
Billie Joe Armstrong:
"She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's the salt on the earth and she's dangerous"
Crazy Fan #1:
"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!"
G.D. Addict #1:
"YOU ARE SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!"
Crazy Fan #2:
"I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
G.D. Addict #2:
*PASSES OUT BECAUSE OF BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG'S SEXINESS*
by Roxanne Witherbee July 9, 2009
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a) amazing lead singer of green day, a band which is fuckin' a
billie joe is one hot sex mobile. almost as sexy as tre.
by tre's loverrrrr November 24, 2004
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Is the lead singer of the band green day. He is NOT "hott". Hes ugly. And you teenies need to get over the fact that hes married. You'll NEVER have him. And why would he go out with you(a fan) anyway?
teenybopper: Omg! billie joe is soooo hott! I'm gonna marry him some day! Omg!


Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?

teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*
by Jadyn May 12, 2005
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~~~~*<3oMg He Iz LiEk Da HoTtEsT gUy EvA aNd Iz So HoTt AnD sExY aNd KeWl I lUv U <3*~~~~
*~~~*i wish he was taller than 5'6" cuz he cant wrap his arms around my 300lb body so im gonna go on cut myself and post it on xanga now k luv u bai^^~~*~~*
by This website is a joke May 1, 2005
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anytime you mention billie joe armstrong to elaine, they will cry.
by shawty.b4e December 2, 2021
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