A swasiland hamburger is the latest entry into the long chain of sickening sexual acts (eg: Arabian Goggles, Danish Teabag) It consists of freeze drying a shit and popping it inside a presented hole. Its origin is unknown, no on knows why we pinned this one on swasilanders, but it rolls off the tongue nicely!
by Bladecatcher January 7, 2007
When a girl wants her pussy to be eaten like its a Big Mac and fucks everyone and fucks her mom and loves licking pussy and sucking dick
by Big Mac pussy August 8, 2016
A negative term used to describe a fat chick whose clothes are way too tight (used sarcastically). Not someone who is actually considered beautiful.
ex: "Did you see that fat chick in the club last night? She was Big Mac Beautiful"
ex: Trying to cram a 100 pounds of shit into a 50 pound bag
ex: Trying to cram a 100 pounds of shit into a 50 pound bag
by S.F. May 31, 2012
A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020
by The Butt Muffin April 12, 2016
When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell
by Andy K April 18, 2004
The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.
Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?
Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!
Ketchup: And?
Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!
Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.
Beef: Yeah, me too.
Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!
Ketchup: And?
Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!
Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.
Beef: Yeah, me too.
by RogueMan7 December 17, 2007