Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2020

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Dr. Skipper

A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.

Eh... it has it's charm.

I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!

by ALL THAT DAMN DUDE TALK October 25, 2018

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Skipper

The slave master that drove the boat who skipped his ras back out of the West Indies with all his likkle buddy dem.

The Royal family are a bunch of skippers who skipped there ras out of royalty because of there fuckery.

by FOTB May 30, 2021

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Skipper

A little bitch who can’t stand up to their oppressors.

“Come on skipper, time for your afternoon fucking”

by davidthejew2646 April 1, 2018

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Skipper

Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD

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skipper is a smackhead

by skipper11111 October 20, 2020

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