sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3

Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!

by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021

1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company

Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies

by 1stSgt Red October 31, 2019

Sergeant Vicky

Someone who likes to have sex with animals, especially dogs, and call them 'soldier' throughout.

'I saw Sergeant Vicky sucking off a rottweiler last night'

by mrs_awesome May 21, 2009

sergeant shiny skull

When your hairline is on the back of your head.

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017

Sergeant Murica

A Vet friend who is severely retarded

you are just like Sergeant Murica

by DankCrusader January 13, 2022

sergeant bishop

To fuck a dog while taking a shit in a girls mouth

I walked into my house and saw my little sister and my brother and dog named willer giving each-other a Sergeant bishop

by dickmouth dhdjdjd September 11, 2021

Sergeant Marshall

A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.

Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"

Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"

Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"

Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"

Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"

by thearmymancan April 25, 2022