A fact. Roberto isn’t real.
Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!
by Anita-wita August 24, 2022
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Roberto, a kind hearted guy who loves to joke around, he's handsome, fun and trustworthy, he's got big hands and a cheerful smile, my days brighten just looking at him, the guy you'd want to be with all times.
Girl 1: Oh wow! Who's that?

Girl 2: You don't know who that is? That's Roberto Velazquez!
by Enyli_nya October 11, 2021
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A very fat but funny dude. He can gain 20 pounds in one week and never lose it. Roberto is the kind of guy to get left on opened and say "she is playing hard to get"
Omg look at Roberto I bet he gets left on opened.
by Pr ri 7b November 3, 2022
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SPIC-Mows lawns for a living and will do it for anything even if it’s a dime. Has a dad that is a homo and landscapes everything but his cock. Recently crossed the boarder but will be sent back soon
That stupid Roberto forgot to bring his spic clan to mow my lawn
by Jake madalon April 28, 2019
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Despite being questioned for taking away the cooler, Roberto will never do so. He is a cool guy who will never leave the party without ice.
by Mdrgl November 23, 2021
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